I can feel PMS creeping up on me. She’s hiding at the other end of the house, laughing at me, getting closer every day. And she brought her bitchy friends bloating and heartburn.
I can see them as the bitchy clique at school: PMS, Bloating, and Heartburn. Everytime you have a crush on a boy, or have just bought a beautiful white skirt, these bitches show up and wreck everything.