Twitter will be aflame with New Years Resolutions for the next week or so.
there was a thing on NPR the other day about what people’s regrets for the year were (not waving back to people, not getting a tattoo, not saving a turtle, etc).
When I go back to work on Tuesday I’m sure people will be chatting about their resolutions to eat healthier, go to the gym more often, call their parents more often, be more patient with their kids, have a cleaner house, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
no, seriously. Resolutions are fine, but they can fuck off. Regrets can fuck off even more.
so don’t tell me your resolutions, or your regrets. Do me one better than telling me what you want to do or what you didn’t do. Tell me your accomplishments, tell me what you did do this year. Fucking BRAG ABOUT THEM!
Did you go on a road trip?
did you get a new pet?
did you volunteer somewhere?
did you help someone learn something?
did you make something creative?
did you learn a new recipe and then make it your own?
did you discover a new tv show and not feel guilty binge watching it?
did you learn how to drive?
did you buy a dress or a shirt or shoes or a purse or something that makes you feel confident?
did you change up the style of your hair?
did you do something that made you feel brave?
did you take good care of yourself?
did you finish reading a series of books?
Your accomplishments are as unique as you are. BRAG ABOUT THEM!